(MATURE READERS) KITTENS vs. ROBOTS Part One - The Big PAT Down. The TSA just deployed their new security system, a robot called P.A.T. (Passenger Assistance Technology ). Unfortunately, the robots are performing too well and soon go on a rampage, judging everyone's body fluids to be over the 3.4 ounce liquid limit. The 3 Little Kittens spring into action and try to shutdown the mechanical menaces before they cram all of humanity into a one quart size zip lock bag.